Keanu Reeves and Jaime Pressly

I think I like Keanu Reeves.
I like a lot of his movies, from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Parenthood, Point Break, Constantine, Speed, The Devil's Advocate, to The Matrix Trillogy. I'm sure there's more I enjoy.
I like that he deferred his salary so that Al Pacino could be hired for The Devil's Advocate, and Keanu wanted to work with Al.
I like that he deferred his salary so that Gene Hackman could be hired for The Replacements, and Keanu wanted to work with Gene.
I like that he's never been married or divorced and has no kids.
He had a girlfriend, they had a stillborn child, and she died in a solo car crash after "partying". I feel badly for him because of that. And in an odd way, makes me like him more. I don't know why that is.
I look forward to his next piece of work, whatever it might be.

I think I don't like Jaime Pressly, even though I thought I was going to.
I thought she was quietly funny and creepy in Torque.
I thought she was good in I Love You, Man.
I thought My Name Is Earl was stupid, but she was good.
Then I find out she emancipated herself from her parents at 15 so that she could take a modeling job in Japan. And while I find no fault in any of that, I don't particularly like people who aspire to be models, probably because they know and act like they're beautiful, and usually they're right, but I don't like it when you act like you're beautiful. My wife is beautiful, but she acts normal. Aspiring to become a model is the first step towards the road of acting like a model.
She's posed for Playboy twice.
She's been divorced twice.
Neither marriage lasted very long.
Both marriages, in my opinion, look like they were business deals to further her career, rather than marriages based on like or even love.
She had a kid with her first husband.
She got arrested for DUI.
I don't care for that.
But I think it's mostly that I don't like people who act like they're beautiful.
Be beautiful and cool, or be beautiful and a bitch.
But if you're a beautiful bitch, I don't care for you.
You had as much control over being beautiful as I had over being born with an enormous penis, yet you don't see me wagging it in everyone's face. That's because I'm courteous. And cool.

***Please notice: despite including pictures of Keanu Reeves and Jaime Pressly, I STILL haven't included a picture of my enormous penis. Again, because I'm courteous, kind and cool. You're welcome.***