If you Google the words "happy marriage" and then look at the images, the first one you see will be this:
I gotta say, in all honesty, this is the fucking gayest motherfucking thing ever. Like you can cook up a good marriage like your cooking up a stew! Some stupid bitch someplace was sitting around with too much time on her hands and came up with this ridiculous poster and thought, "you know, I'll make this piece of shit and people will buy it and then I'll make some money!" Fucking bitch and her stupid posters!
Here's what you need for a good marriage:
First, figure out what your lifetime needs are.
Second, find somebody who helps you fulfill those needs.
Done-- there's your fucking happy marriage! I'm gonna make a fucking poster and fucking t-shirt and fucking bumper fucking sticker and fucking make some fucking money and then I'm gonna eat it and fucking shit and go to sleep and forget about the stupidest fucking poster alive!
...sheesh...
...guess that hit a nerve...
...i'm fine now...
...carry on...
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