I'm angry all the time.
My wife thinks I'm just processing a lot of repressed emotions.
I think she's probably right.
But I don't like being as angry as I am.
And I don't like being as angry as often as I am.
I would really like to be involved in some kind of Iron Man elimination fight. Something like Wolverine was involved in when we first meet his character at the beginning of the first X-Men movie. A whole bunch of people challenge him by getting in the ring with him. They punch him a little, then he punches them and they're out. And challengers just keep coming. That's what I want. I wanna beat up on everybody. Until I'm beaten and exhausted. Just pound as many people as I can. Physically punish them. Then get punished in return. Then stop.
It would all be gone then.
All punched out of me.
All beaten out of me.
And it would be gone.
And then I could show my bruises to my wife.
And she would swoon.
"You're so tough. Look at the beating you took and you're still walking around."
"Yes, and don't forget how many people I beat the fuck up."
"Oooohhhh," she would swoon more, "I love it when you beat up on people and then say 'fuck'."
"Fuck."
And then we would make out a lot.
And I wouldn't be angry.
Ever again.
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Any Moment Now...
I can very easily see myself slipping quickly into madness to a point where I would be unable to care for my personal needs, and I would need to be taken to a home, heavily medicated, wearing some ugly worn-out blue terry cloth bathrobe and house shoes, being wheeled around in a wheelchair all day to prevent me from falling and hurting myself. And I would frequently kick off my right house shoe. My right foot is too hot, you see. And I would watch Bruce Lee's "The Big Boss" every day multiple times. And I would drool on my terry cloth stomach. And any change in my routine would cause me to bite my cheek so that I could spit blood at anyone. Everyone maybe. Until the turn on "The Big Boss" again. The only thing that soothes my inner psychotic Hulk is "The Big Boss". Cuz I'm that crazy.
Any moment now.
Any moment now.
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