Sexy-Ass Wife

Once upon a time there was this Sexy-Ass Wife. Her husband was totally devoted to her and loved her a lot. Especially when she was naked. They did it a lot.

One day, the husband went a little crazy. He had a mild sickness that made his head really busy sometimes, and he got trapped in his head and couldn't find a way out.

So his Sexy-Ass Wife said, "I know what to do!"

And she took off all her clothes and jumped into his head through his ears. And she swam around in his head for a long time. She couldn't see the sickness in his head, but she didn't have to. She battled the sickness in her husband's head and he got all better because of her. And she was naked, which was his preferred state for his Sexy-Ass Wife, which makes everything better. And then they did it.

But Sexy-Ass Wife was tired after battling her husband's sickness. Life didn't stop for anyone while Sexy-Ass Wife was inside her husband's head, and she discovered that she was tired and overwhelmed with life. Her husband saw this, and scratched her back and massaged her neck and feeted her on their love seat and couch and snuggled into her knee pits when they went to sleep. And he whispered to her:

I'm here. I love you. I'm never going away.

And then, in a moment of levity (because Sexy-Ass Wife's husband believes that levity is one of the greatest aspects of being alive), he added:

I promise I will never die.

And Sexy-Ass Wife laughed and smiled and kissed her husband and he kissed her. And then they did it again.

The next day they did it again, because they really like each other. And they're really good at doing it!