The Man yelled.
"You are obviously mistaken! You don't know me well enough to make those kinds of judgments on me! I have legs and you know it!! You are stupid and vile and other nasty names! How dare you?! How! Dare! You!!"
The servants holding the three-quarter-length mirror in front of the Man looked at each other. The Man was yelling at a mirror showing him only his upper three-fourths, as that's all the mirror was focusing on at the moment. The mirror was simply showing him him. The servants, trying to appease the Yelling Man, slowly lowered the mirror to the floor. Now the Man's lower three-fourths were visible to him in the mirror.
The Man yelled.
"You are grandly ignorant! I most certainly have a head! I use it every day! In fact, I'm using it right now to yell at you, you most terrible, terrible awfulness!!!"
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