Wouldn't It Be Nice

...if chocolate cake had a significant amount of vitamin C?

...if there was a workout regimen built around sex?

...if cars were fueled by imagination? We'd really know who to pay attention to, then!

...if nobody was rude? Ever.

...if all sleep was restful and you never had to wake up with an alarm clock?

...if our politicians could do what is best for us and the country without having to worry about appeasing a political party that gives them money? When I was in kindergarten, teachers told me "do what's right", not "do what's right unless you get paid to do what's wrong".

...if you could parent your children in the way that you know is best for them without concern about your ex taking you back to court because you want to teach your teenager about safe sex and how to protect himself?

...if we could accept each other for what we are, including all our silly beliefs about religion?

...if you had a personal cook who made your food for you at home and you didn't have to pay him at all?

...if your parents didn't screw you up?

...if your kids didn't think you screwed them up?

...if you had a one million dollar bill in your wallet right now?

...if we were older, then we wouldn't have to wait so long? And wouldn't it be nice to live together in the kind of world where we belong?

...if we all worked to make tomorrow better than today? Just one little step every day?

...if we said "yes" rather than "no"?

...if we all decided to be nice to everyone today?