I Love To Listen To Journey

I love the rock band Journey. Always have.

I currently have the wonderful song, "Open Arms", lilting through my ears as Steve Perry belts out how he's come to me with love in his arms. Just wonderful.

Last night, I went on YouTube to see some Journey videos. I had never seen a Journey video before. I had never seen Journey in concert before. I really had never seen any of the members of Journey. I kinda knew what Steve Perry looked like. Kinda.

For all you Journey fans, if you're thinking, "I wonder what Journey looks like when they're rocking out. I should check them out on YouTube."-- if you're thinking this, my advice to you is to turn on your iPod, crank "Wheel In The Sky", and avoid YouTube. Because, quite frankly, I've never seen a band who is visually as scarring as Journey. And I've seen Poison live. Please, if you have any love for Journey in your heart, DO NOT go to YouTube and search for "journey", "journey videos", "journey open arms", "journey separate ways", or "steve perry". Do not watch these videos. They will damage you. Badly. Please avoid them as if they will open a direct line to your heart and physically bleed you. Because they will. I'm bleeding currently. Really.

Journey is for people with ears. Journey is not for people with eyes.