Sour Cream

Sour cream doesn't really keep if you don't refrigerate it.

That pisses me off, because I don't like to refrigerate my Taco Bell, because if you leave it out, it retains it's fresh flavor. If you refrigerate it, it tastes like leftovers. Fresh tastes better to me than leftovers.

However, when you bite into your taco and get a mouthful of sour cream that is more sour than normal and... wait for it... yup, there's a distinct flavor of spoilage... that's worse than leftovers.

It was like they heated a goat, then milked it to get hot milk for producing the sour cream, then allowed the goat to die from exposure to heat, then scrapped the inside of it's udder and put that flavor into the sour cream. It's not something I want to duplicate. And yet, I might have to regurgitate it later today. That would really suck if I had to throw up at work. I hate throwing up. I really hate throwing up away from home. I really, really hate throwing up away from home because I'm stupid enough to leave a taco out overnight, maybe over two nights, and then double stupid for tasting the Hot Dead Goat in the taco AND TAKING A SECOND BITE TO MAKE SURE IT WAS REALLY HOT DEAD GOAT!!

Sometimes, it's amazing to me that I'm alive at all.