(the cat meows outside our door as my wife and I are trying to go to sleep)
WIFE (under her breath): Goddam cat.
ME (being cutely playful, but trying to keep it straight): I’m so glad we got a cat.
WIFE (to me): Shut up.
ME: I’m so glad that we got a cat so that you could curse into my ear as we try to fall asleep.
WIFE (under her breath): Goddam cat.
This was hysterical to me last night. Brilliantly performed and written by my wife as I played her straight man. Just so funny!
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