Guntard

The security guard at my work likes to talk on the phone. Loudly.




He likes to talk about the horrible “nit-wits”, like Joe Biden, who want gun control. He reads entire Fox News articles over the phone. And then says that a 10-year-old boy was killed with a BB gun, so now, he scoffs scarcastically, we have to ban BB guns. He says that a boy was blinded when he was hit in the face with a discus. Again, he scoffs and says that we now have to ban discus.



Wouldn’t it be nice if this Tard-o-stick understood the difference between a sporting goods discus, a toy BB gun, and a weapon, and how only one of those things was made to hurt people while the others were not? Wouldn’t it be nice if he showed even a little bit of compassion for anyone who was injured in Aurora, Sandy Hook, or either of the fake boys he conjured who were injured or killed to make his stupid point about banning toys and throwing discs? Wouldn’t it be nice if I could go to work without being confronted with his stupidity and insensitivity? Apparently, according to this Mental Giant, Chicago police don’t respond to reports of violence unless there’s a dead body, and the city can’t seem to keep people in it because they’re all leaving.



I really wish all these gun nuts weren’t such pussies. You’ve got the guns. Go use ‘em. Go shoot your guns rather than your mouth. For the love of all that’s holy, please, go shoot somebody. I don’t care who it is. Just shoot somebody and prove just how safe guns are. You’re the good guy, right?? Go do some good!