Delish!

Something smells like yummy bar-b-que right now.

It is lunch time at the ol' office, so maybe that's what it is.

Maybe it's my pants. I haven't showered in a few days, and I just took a brisk walk during the morning break. So it might be bar-b-crotch.

Brisket is the distinct smell that's wafting into my nostrils right now. Slowly roasted beef in a tangy, spicy sauce and heated to perfection. Served with a side of beans and cold coleslaw. It's all there in the air.

Either that, or sweaty nuts and ass. Ever have a bead of sweat run into your ass crack and dislodge some poo that you smudged into your ass crack when you last wiped, but you didn't know you had smudged it there until the bead of sweat ran down into your ass crack and dislodged the aforementioned poo, making you aware of it? And my nuts is sweaty. I got Nutbutt Butter. Nutbutt Butter and Poo Sweat. Sounds like a 70s funk band. But it's not. It's the smell that's around me currently.

That or bar-b-que.

Whatever it is, it smells delicious!

Speaking of which... have you ever noticed that Cheez-its smell like post-gym sweat socks? They do!