Why Doctors Are Dumb Fucks

I sit in a cubicle next to a physical doctor, an MD.  This is a doctor who has taken an oath to make human life good.  He loves talking about his guns and how much he loves shooting guns and loves thinking about scaring "bad guys" who might want to break in to his house but don't because (somehow) they know about and are afraid of his guns.

He has a daughter who got into a car accident recently.  She was not injured.  Some, if not all, of the people in the other car were injured.  He bought his daughter a new car, then spoke ill of the people in the other car, telling her that they were faking their injuries to try to get money from them. 

He currently has his credit suspended because his identity was stolen by the IRS.  Somehow, this caused bad things to happen to his credit, and he has suspended all activities on all accounts, including off-shore accounts, because of the IRS and their theft of his identity.  He cannot prove the IRS stole his identity.  In fact, when pushed, he states that the IRS probably didn't steal his identity and he doesn't actually know who did.  In double fact, he states that his identity probably wasn't stolen.  However, there was some letter that the IRS sent to him some time ago that made reference to an amount of money he didn't pay them and they wanted him to pay to them, and he wasn't going to pay it to them, so he has now claimed that his identity was stolen and the IRS is to blame.

He was very, very, very rude to a person on the phone who was trying to help him deal with a banking issue, calling the person "stupid" and saying things like "obviously you haven't been to college as you're completely incompetent at your job."

He doesn't like "Obamacare" because now all the illegal immigrants will be taken care of by doctors, and then doctors will be forced to work for free, and how will he be able to afford to feed his family???

He is sending his daughter to college.  He is paying for it.  All of it.

He stated that Walt Disney would be very unhappy with the state of affairs The Disney Corporation is in today with the likes of Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus.  He knows about it because he saw the Disney movie "Saving Mr. Banks", the biopic based on the Disney acquisition and creation of the Mary Poppins movie.  Many documented inaccuracies have been found in the movie, and are easily read in the Wikipedia article about the movie.

This doctor is an asshole.  His family is an asshole.  His daughter and his taxes is an asshole.  His words and hair is an asshole.  He represents all doctors simply because he is one.  And, like all blanket statements, it is a fact that he is a dumb fuck simply because he is a doctor.  There are no doctors who are not dumb fucks.

I know a guy who was studying to become a doctor of dicks.  He wanted to study dicks.  He took a lot of shit from us because he wanted to study dicks.  He graduated from med school, and I went and had one final beer with him before he left town to start his residency in Detroit.  He was a good guy then.  When he started his residency in Detroit, he became a dumb fuck.  Why?  Because he became doctor, and all doctors are dumb fucks.

The dumb fuck doctor just said, "If it looks like a duck, and smells like a duck...".  Is that really what's passing for acceptable medical practice in this country?  Fucking dumb fuck doctors.  All of them.

Fuckers.

Please return to this Community College online course tomorrow to learn why all people suck, and why bread is not made from dreams.  Good night.