Once-A-Dayer

"But what can **I** do?" you ask. "I'm only one person!"

You can become a Once-A-Dayer!
"A Once-A-Dayer?"
Yes! A Once-A-Dayer!
"Me?"
Yes! A Once-A-Dayer Me!

All it takes is making the conscious decision to say one nice thing Once-A-Day!

For example, the man a McDonald's tells you to fuck-the-right-off. You punch him in the nads. That's *NOT* a Once-A-Dayer decision! Instead of punching him in the nads, tell him that his sundress really accentuates the wrinkles in his neck. There ya go! Now you're a Once-A-Dayer!

Let's say that the a coworker tells you that she believes that the Republicans in the House of Representatives and the Senate are working well together and are actually making our country a better place, not only for us, but for the world. You make the conscious decision to refrain from pulling her spine out of her body through her mouth and telling her that your feces is smarter than she is, but rather, tell her that it is certainly nice that she has felt safe in sharing her ideas with you, no matter how right or wrong they might be. Now you're a Once-A-Dayer!

You don't have to pay any money to become a Once-A-Dayer! It's absolutely free! And if you act now, you can also give a smile with your conscious decision to say one nice thing a day! That's right! a totally free smile with every nice thing you say consciously!

Seriously, though, folks, sometimes it's hard to say nice things, isn't it? Ex-husbands, mothers, former attorneys and guardian ad litems make this word a pretty hideous place, filled with evil and despair and the only hope for all of them is a huge plane crash that kills all of them in torrents of fire and sharp, pointy scraps of metal puncturing their heads. There is nothing good to say about them. There is nothing good that becomes of them. They are only good when they are gone. Well, you don't have to say anything nice to them at all! That's why Once-A-Dayers are so great! YOU decide when to say something! If you're surrounded by these people, decide to go someplace where you feel comfortable saying something nice, even if it's to Baskin Robbins! Walk into the store, and tell the cashier that you think he is a better person than some and you hope he does well in his chosen profession! And boom! You're a Once-A-Dayer!

Become a Once-A-Dayer now! Just like this:

I think you have made a very intelligent choice to read these words and think about them for a moment. I enjoy your company in cyberspace and look forward to our next encounter. Thanks for reading!!