Movie Idea

My wife says that Jason Statham reminds her of me. I think she's high.
I say that my wife looks like Michelle Pfeiffer. She thinks I'm drunk.

I'd like to see a movie where Jason Statham and Michelle Pfeiffer get together and have a steamy sex scene. And then Jason Statham kicks ass and cuts all the bad guys in half with his bare hands. And then they have another steamy sex scene. I think that's a good movie.