We Care

airplanes crash into the side of the stuff

like, oh my god i don't know what to say

maybe "united we stand", or "patriot"

or "don't let the evil doers win the day"

send our boys to go and kill someone

don't care who, someone must pay

feel so bad that they will die

don't know what i can do or say

rubber band bracelet!

sticker or ribbon!

gotta, gotta, gotta fly my flag!

i'll support you

by buying things

and saying stuff and fly my flag!

children dying and cops get shot

and wars in countries that i can't find

i don't know what the bearded guy did

but i saw him hanged on YouTube, didn't he die?

i'll get a rubber band bracelet!

ribbony hair!

put on camo so you know i care

i'll buy more stuff

so people know i'm empa-

thetic, ooh, and there's a giant soft pretzel!

jobless man sitting there on the corner

family died and he's got no one left

nowhere to go and no one to help him

nothing to eat, no place to rest

Magic Rubber Band Bracelet!

Bumper Sticker Fairy!

Cell Phone Covers In The Shape Of A Job!

It Looks Really Good

Kinda Like You Could Work There

OMG, and look at all these Apps!

OMG, and look at All... These... Apps!!!