Stupid, Stupid Midas

I was working, and I was at my job.

These two things don't normally occur together.

I was actually focused.

Then...

...from behind me, there was a noise.

I blocked it out.

But it was getting louder.

I tried turning the music in my earphones up.

The music was hurting me it was so loud.

So I turned it down, and could hear the people behind me talking.

Loudly.

Very.

Very.

Loudly.

"No, I didn't vote for Dumbo," says Dr. Midas (not his real name).  His doctor colleagues laugh at his joke.  Dr. Midas continues,  "See, I was born and raised in Chicago."  He was cut off by one of his doctor buddies.
"You were not, you were raised in Skokie." 
"It's Cook County.  It's all Cook County," says Dr. Midas. 

Skokie has less than 65,000 residents, promotes itself with the slogan "World's Largest Village" and in October 2013, was rated #71 on Americas top 100 places to live on the livability.com website.  In comparison, Chicago is the third most populous city in the nation, has about 2.7 million residents, was the stomping ground of Al Capone, arguably the World's Most Notorious Organized Crime Boss, and cannot be found on livability.com's top 100 list of best cities to live because it's not there.  But, yeah, it's all Cook County, so it must all be the same.  Kinda like all white men have small dicks and don't know how to fuck, right Dr. Midas?

"And when you're in Cook County, you have to register Democrat."  Which, again, is inaccurate.  No one is forced to register with any specific party at any time in their lives.  I would think a white doctor would know that.  He continues.  "So ever since that time, I have been a member of the Communist party."  His white, old doctor friends laugh at his "joke".  I, however, wonder if he knows what Communism is, knows what the tenants of the Communist party are, knows what the differences are between the Communist Party and the Democratic Party, or if he's just interested in making his friends laugh because he can't make his wife cum.  The loud conversation continues with one of his friends.  "Didn't you think about changing your political party at some point?"  Dr. Midas snorts.  "I thought about changing my political party, but you see, living here, the lines for my party are so much shorter on election day.  It makes it easier to get in and out."  At this point, I Walter Mitty on this fuck, and pull out my automatic weapon and riddle his office with white-hot lead, killing him and his old-balls friends.  All of them die.  Then I run outside and start killing everybody.  EVERYBODY!  Hahahahaha!!

But that doesn't happen.  That's a fantasy I have about stupid people.  Intolerant people.  LOUD people who don't know how to keep their voices down.

And it rides on the back of information I just got about the police in Ferguson, MO, who, before releasing the name of the cop who shot unarmed teenager Michael Brown to death, released a video which supposedly shows Michael Brown committing armed robbery.  Which is completely beside the point, and a stupid, ignorant distraction to make by more white men who haven't been able to find their cocks since 1947.  Jesus, I fucking hate people sometimes!!