When I was a kid, at my earliest stages of life, I was breast fed. Pretty sure that was milk that was used to build my body and make it strong.
This article from WebMD talks about the links between milk and increased chances of ovarian cancer and fatal prostate cancer, and how health experts disagree about milk consumption.
http://www.webmd.com/diet/dairy-truths?page=1
That sends mixed messages. My first meal will increase prostate cancer and ovarian cancer. So either my mother is ignorant of the facts, knows the facts and still fed me liquid cancer, or WebMD isn't right. Maybe there's more out there on the Internet that could help me find the answers...
Eggs are awesome, according to WebMD here!
http://www.webmd.com/diet/good-eggs-for-nutrition-theyre-hard-to-beat?page=1
Eggs are compared negatively to a "Hardee's Thickburger" here and have the same cholesterol...
http://breakingmuscle.com/nutrition/the-great-egg-debate-4-reasons-you-need-to-stop-eating-eggs
Eggs are good for you here, but you have to read the whole article to find out the more eggs you eat, the less cholesterol your body produces, which is supposed to be good for you...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-berardi-phd/egss-and-health_b_3499583.html
Eggs are akin to smoking, and will kill you with cholesterol here...
http://www.prevention.com/food/healthy-eating-tips/study-claims-eggs-are-unhealthy-smoking
Here's another one.
Red meat increases chances for cancer and heart disease according to WebMD...
http://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/the-truth-about-red-meat?page=1
Red meat is awesome, and sometimes trumps white meat here...
http://chriskresser.com/red-meat-it-does-a-body-good/
Rice is great!
http://www.livestrong.com/article/509293-is-white-rice-unhealthy/
All rice contains arsenic and brown rice has more of it than white!
https://www.yahoo.com/health/we-first-heard-the-bad-news-in-2012-rice-contains-103047447432.html
Apple and grape juice have arsenic in them!
http://www.webmd.com/diet/arsenic-food-faq?page=1
Grape juice lowers the risk for heart attacks!
http://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/buzz-about-grape-juice
The Internet is stupid. It's a platform for ignorant people with fingers to promote ignorance. And there's so much ignorance it's impossible to know for certain if you're actually getting useful information.
I pretty much hate everybody. Everybody parading around like they know something, spewing their solution for whatever. Grapes cause cancer so you should eat only kiwi! Eggs cause birth defects! Rice will explode in bird stomachs! Homosexuals will force me to bake wedding cakes for them! Goddammit, I fucking hate all you cunts and your Whine Of The Minute, and the next minute you're gonna whine about something else and tell me not to eat bacon. Fuck you, I'm eating bacon! And I might put a topping on my bacon, like more bacon! And high-fat cheese and non-dairy whipped carcinogens with a splash of pureed kitten! I just may! I'm so goddam tired of being told that certain foods are going to kill me, and I'm tired of hearing about heart disease and cancer and high blood pressure and migraines and shingles and the national fucking obesity crisis and penile warts and all the health risks! I'm tired of it all! In my honest opinion, WE are the disease! WE are the problem, and the Earth is trying to tell us all that we're fucking it up. If we were smarter we'd have the grace to die off silently, quietly, apologizing to the animals and trees. "Sorry for fucking up your world, beavers. Sorry for New York City... Earth."
Everything causes cancer.
Everything will kill you.
You will die one day.
Eating an omelet or not isn't going to change that.
And...
Shut the hell up about everything already.
Shut. Up.
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