Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Background Checks

Background check.

I've worked here over 5 years, and now you're conducting a background check.

Because of a law passed in 2002 that wasn't enforced by you.

And now funding is going to be cut if you don't do what you were supposed to do.

But the bright side is that, if I'm fired for whatever reason, I will at least have had over 5 years of employment to help me keep my house and family and food.  How nice to have had a job. 

The bright side is awesome!

Makes everything seem so piddly!

Yay bright side!

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