I got super judgmental when I read that Isla Fisher (an actress I like) was so goo-goo over Sacha Baron Cohen (an actor I despise) that she eagerly went through a religious conversion just to become his wife. Ugh, why?
I got super judgmental when I read that Elizabeth Banks (an actress I like) became (almost) Jewish in order to marry her college sweetheart. They have created some funny and entertaining works together. And still, I think... why??
And then I thought about what I would do if my wife wanted me to convert to her religion in order for us to get married, and it doesn't take me long to decide yeah, I'd do that for her. Biggest difference between my wife and Elizabeth Banks and Isla Fischer though: my wife isn't dumb and she rocks no matter what religion she is. Suck it, Elizabeth Banks and Isla Fischer! My wife just kicked your asses without trying! Plus she'll beat up your dads if she wants to! Suck it bitches!
Yeah.
My wife rules.
(at this point in the TV show in my mind, my wife and I walk off hand in hand, graffiti tagging things and people with the words "suck it bitches"... especially on that old lady who is shocked when we tag her, but then she laughs as we walk off. Classic us)
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