James Says Diane Types Fast

James says Diane types fast.
He sits next to her and hears her type.
He's amazed.
He didn't know that kind of speed was possible.

James says Diane types fast.
He said he thought she was just drumming on the keys.
But then he went to her office.
And she was actually typing.

James raves Diane types fast.
I'm pretty sure he wants to have sex with her.
He's cheated on his wife before.
They're both black.
And Diane types fast.

I saw Diane's work today.
I could barely read it.
There were so many typos.
I was almost unable to understand it.

But James says Diane types fast.
And James can't stop talking about it.
And Diane just got promoted.

And I'm stuck cleaning up her work.
While James revels that Diane types fast.