Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Your Honor...

...I'm pretty sure we can solve this quickly.  The child in question is currently enrolled in home schooling, which his mother and father both signed off on legally and agreed to.  Were he not enrolled in this home school program, he would be attending public high school going into his senior year right now.  He is not out of school yet.  There is no material change in this situation, as is being suggested, your honor.


Ideas That I'm Fantasizing About As To How I Could Punctuate This Argument Which I Don't Believe Actually Needs Punctuating But Would Be Cool If I Said It After Winning This Stupid Fucking Thing:

Now, what's under that robe, Your Honor?
Can we be done here now?
Peace out, yo.
Fuckin' A, Judge.

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