A 14-year-old Atlanta, Georgia student was shot by a fellow middle school student today. The victim was shot in the head, and was not dead at the time of the story.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57566972/atlanta-school-shooting-14-year-old-shot-in-head/
I'm really glad that all these mentally unbalanced people now have access to guns-- all these mentally unbalanced middle shoolers-- because now that they have guns, they can effectively shoot people, telling us exactly who needs mental health care who wasn't getting it before. The person who shoots up school-- THAT'S the person we need to rush mental health care to. Because, as we all know, mental health care is like a pill, and once you take it, you're cured. Of everything. And you won't ever want to shoot up a school again. Think about how awful it would be if there WEREN'T guns around! How would we be able to tell who needs mental health care? We wouldn't! We would have thought everyone was mentally fine! And we would have been outraged at anyone or anyting who tried to give away health care for any reason! And we would support businesses who wanted to prevent their employees from getting national health care coverage! But thankfully, because all the crazy 14-year-olds can get guns, they finally have a way to tell us how crazy they are so that we can pay attention now. And who would have imagined that 14-year-olds would need mental health care? I sure wouldn't, so it's a really great thing that they have guns with which to shoot school children. This is the best way to tell us just how sick they are.
Keep it up, 14-year-olds! We'll get you mental health coverage soon. Hope you can afford the copays. Hey, if you can't, just shoot some more. We're certainly not going to touch the guns or take them away, by any means, because Guns Don't Kill People, Crazy People Kill People! So just keep shooting until you get the medical attention you need.
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