Work Email

This is an acutal email that was sent in all seriousness to the other United States of America government employees that work with me in my building.

Please, refrain from wiping feces on the restroom stall walls. We are all adults here, let’s try to show some respect for those whose job it is to clean our facilities.
Thank you,

Wow.  I don't think there's anything else to say about that.