No Sleep For The Weary

Last night I didn't sleep at all.
I couldn't get comfortable.  Muscle aches.  I'd hit one position, and my back would start to ache.  I'd shift, and my shoulder would ache.  Those are the two big areas: shoulder and back.
I'd start to drift, and some horrible dream would pop up (probably not technically a dream, as you have to have REM sleep to have a technical dream, so the experts say... but tell me this, wise guy, if I'm having a day dream in the middle of the day without actually being asleep, would you challenge that I was dreaming or would you just go along with what I was saying, knowing that what I meant, without being a jackass and saying, "umm... no, you didn't have a dream, because you weren't asleep...".  Fuck off, douche, and let me keep going and quit being a douche, douche).

The point is, I didn't sleep last night.
And I'm hurting today.
I really, really hate week days.