Wednesday, January 11, 2012

(Not) Naming The Kitten

My wife just got a kitten recently.
She hasn't named him yet because everyone is pressuring her to name the kitten.
So EVERYBODY JUST BACK THE FUCK OFF!
Quit trying to help by offering up names or suggestions or advice. Because it's not helping.
It's making her stall longer.
She is my wife, after all, which means she knows how to deal with bull-headed people.
She's gonna dig her heels in until everybody leaves her the fuck alone.
So back off, already.
Don't look at her.
Don't talk to her.
Do not make eye contact with the woman until she comes out of the rumpass room with an official name for this kitten.

You may go back to what you were doing.
Nothing to see here.

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