Jiggly (a fake name of one the guys I work with) doesn't like Michael Jackson. Hates him. Creaburt (another guy I work with... but this name is real... no, not really... can you imagine how much a mother would have to hate her child to name it "Creaburt"??... I mean, if you're reading this and your name is Creaburt, I'm sure your mother loved you and was just heavily medicated when it came to naming you... I digress)... Creaburt doesn't like Aerosmith. Or Stevie Nicks-- and Fleetwood Mac by association. Jiggly becomes almost violent when he tells me about how Michael Jackson raped all those children and that's another reason why he hates Michael Jackson. Creaburt just hates Aerosmith and Stevie Nicks... not sure if there's a reason. He just hates them.
I don't think there is a group that I dislike in that way. I'm pretty tired of Santana, but I wouldn't say that I hate the group. Just not a fan. Used to like Lenny Kravitz when I smoked pot all the time because I thought that's what you were supposed to do when you smoked pot: listen to Lenny Kravitz. Then, when I was no longer high, I realized his music was boring. But there are some tunes that are pretty good. I have a hard time with Bob Dylan and Tom Waits. The quality of their voices really is grating to me and I can't take it very long. But even still, Bob Dylan has "To Make You Feel My Love" (that was his originally, before Billy Joel and Garth Brooks covered it, and he did it pretty well), and I even like "Tambourine Man" every once in a while. And Tom Waits has "What's He Building In There?" from Mule Variations. Kind of an interesting piece that's okay. He's also got "Martha", which is kinda sweet, especially his earlier recording before his voice turned entirely into tar-like gravel.
I think that Jiggly and Creaburt should get together and make out. No reason. Just cuz I think it would skeeve both of them out and that would make me smile.
Plus, I'm extraordinarily exhausted.
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