To insist on issues being one way or another-- things must be black, or they must be white-- is to insist that there are only two roads in the world. And if you've ever looked at a map, you can clearly see there is more than one or two roads.
To insist on issues being either black or white is to deny the entire rainbow.
The people who walk around saying they know everything is like a person saying they understand oceans after drinking a cup of water. The wisest people in the world are the ones who comprehend just how much there is that they simply cannot know.
The people who present themselves as people who know everything are people who are limited by their own ignorance. They either cannot see how much they don't know, don't have enough experience to teach them that they don't know everything, are lying or are stupid. These people cannot be trusted. And yet, these are the people who tend to run for public office. Which, then, guarantees our country to be run by people who are blind, stuck, stupid and lying.
I strike a match in a dark room and proclaim that I understand the nature of the room. I cannot see anything beyond the light of the match. How, then, is it possible that people will believe that I understand the room when I have lit only a portion of it and the majority remains unexplored, undiscovered, unknown?
Why would you want 72 virgins upon arriving at heaven? Do you know how much girls cry when you break their hymens? And the bleeding! Come on! If you want to improve your religious appeal, tell me there are 71 women in heaven who will cook me dinner every night and make sure I've got a cold beer in the fridge and one in my hand and 1 woman who is my wife. That would make me at least contemplate blowing myself up.
The funniest thing I've heard today: "I've changed my mind. I would like menopause for xmas. Thank you."
Do the people who cheer for college football teams know what a college is? And the answer "college is training for the NFL" indicates you do not understand what a college is. Perhaps these people should be fired from their current jobs and told that they must go to college before they can cheer for a sports team hosted by an institute of learning. When people get fanatical about collegiate sports, it's only because they are completely void of anything else. In fact, when people get fanatical about [blank], it's because they are completely void of everything else.
Whoever said, "you can't have too much of a good thing" has never heard of water poisoning.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication
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The person who came up with the shirt that says "My Dad Is Stronger Than Your Dad" was a wistful orphan.
If you only believe one thing all day, believe this: I'm fucking deep as a motherfucking Yoda Jedi and my cock is significantly above average in size, girth and performance.
And I'm stronger than your dad.
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