"Game Over, Man! Game Over!"

I teach acting classes to adults. I encourage them to contact me outside of class with any questions they have. I tell them I have a Facebook page, and they can contact me through that site if they would like.

The more I friend my students on Facebook, the more I realize I'm teaching a group of people who love to shoot guns and use the term "Obamacare" without embarrassment.

It's sorta like joining a social club, only to find out later that you've become a member of the KKK. And what's even more awkward, you're black. And you're getting paid by them.

I now know what the landing party from Aliens was feeling when their motion sensors told them that they had been completely surrounded by creatures and were about to die.