I Call Bullshit On The Home/Self-Defense Argument

You don't want to keep a gun on hand for home defense or self defense. You wanna keep a gun around because you know that it would be fun to shoot somebody. Admit it: there have been times in your life when an idiot was up in your face and you though, "I sure would like to shoot this fucker right now." I know I've felt that way, and EVERYBODY I have spoken with can identify with that sentiment. So you went out and bought a gun for that purpose. You don't want to hunt anything other than idiots who would be better off with a bullet in their head. That's why you have a gun. No other reason.

But you hide behind these bullshit excuses. "I need a gun for home defense!" "What if somebody breaks into my house? I'm going to need a gun to protect myself." Bullshit! From the perspective of a burglar, would it be easier to burglarize a home with or without somebody in it? Right, they don't want you there any more than you want them there. And if you're really in such a horrible neighborhood that you need a gun to protect yourself, you need to move out of the Wild West and into America because there isn't a place in this country that you need a gun to protect yourself. I know, I lived in Detroit for over 10 years and I'm still alive. And I walked alone in the Cass Corridor at night! Not one person attacked me! Not one person approached me! Nothing! So your argument about needing it for people who break into your house is complete and total bullshit.

What about self defense? Come on, that argument is even lamer. Imagine, if you will, somebody coming up to you and punching you right now. That's how much notice you get if somebody actually wants to attack you. You don't have your gun pulled and you're not ready. Now, after your assailant has punched you, do you think they're going to wait around while you dig around for your gun? No! They're gonna keep punching you. And you deserve it, because you're an asshole for lying about why you want a gun. Have you seen the pictures of the soldiers fighting in wars? They have their weapons pulled and are ready to fire at a moments notice. This is what it looks like to be prepared for an attacker. You are not prepared. Even if you wanna keep your gun in a holster so that everyone can see you're armed, like it's legal to do in Oklahoma, you're not ready for somebody to attack you. Your gun is holstered. You're an asshole and a liar.

You want a gun because you wanna shoot people. You want a gun because you want to hurt people. You want a gun so you can kill people. "But they deserve it," you whine with your whiny, pussy mouth. Who gave you the fucking right to judge who deserves getting shot or not? You know what, YOU deserve to be shot, you ignorant, lying prick! You deserve to get shot by somebody who has judged you to be worthy of being shot and killed. And the reason why you've been judged thusly is simple: you're a liar and you're full of stinky, stinky bullshit!